Current manuscript: Three

I'm working on a funny threesome story (working title: Three) and I'm loving it so much I'm going to share an excerpt with you.

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Here's the start of Chapter One:

“Seriously, guys, this is bordering on stalkerish.” I think about it, then add, “Actually, it’s downright stalkerish.”

“Is stalkerish even a word?” Gabe turns to his partner-in-crime. “What do you think, Trey?”


“I don’t think so.”


“It should be! Especially when you two are concerned.” I cross my hands over my chest and lean against my front door. “What are you doing here?”


“We wanted to know if you’d liked your present.” Gabe smiles at me winningly.


“Huh.” I sigh and rub my forehead. “About that… Did you really think it was a good idea?”


“What do you mean?”


“You sent me lingerie! I don’t even know you!”


“Well, maybe not, but we can work on that.” Another bright, bright smile. “What do you say?”


I groan. “You’re not gonna give up, are you?”


They look at each other then back at me, and shake their heads at the same time like two eager puppies.


“Why me?” I ask. “I don’t understand. I mean, you’re hot enough to have any woman out there, but you’re pursuing me like…like… Argh! I don’t get it!”


“What’s not to get? We want you.”


I snort. “Sure, you do.”


“We do.”


I close my eyes and fight the urge to bang my head against the door.